Thursday, June 28, 2012

Teach me the ways of the grill, Obi-Wan.


With Summer upon us, the urge to take the kitchen outdoors is met with excitement and well, a little hesitation.  The flame spitting grill can be a bit intimidating.  But armed with a few tips and techniques, you’ll look and feel like a pro while pleasing you and your guests with mass quantities of deliciousness.

The Grill
Charcoal or Gas, the grill is a beast that can wear many hats.  She’s an oven, a smoker, a lean mean burger searing machine.  All you need to do is learn how to set her up for each of these modes.

Heat  zones are your friend.  Really!
By creating zones on your grill, you’re setting yourself up for quick searing and quick evacuation of foods.  Hot heat is nice, but not when it burns your dinner.  Thick burgers, chicken, and sausage do well with an initial sear over super hot coals and then a slow finish over few or no coals.
To setup zones, simply place more of your hot coals on one side while placing fewer (or none) on the other.  This will allow you to sear off meats and move them over to the cooler side to finish at a slower pace.  On a gas grill, just turn on some of your burners while leaving others off.  Or you can turn them all on to sear and lower them to finish.

My grill is an oven?  You so crazy!
According to the Belly encyclopedia of cooking, an oven is any enclosed vessel capable of reaching a desired temperature in an effort to cook foods to your liking.  Simple enough.  So how do we accomplish this with a grill?  Easy.  Just scatter a half amount of glowing charcoal on one side of your rig.  If you’re using gas, just turn on one or two elements opposite from your food.  Get a balanced temperature inside your rig, insert your food on the cool side, and cover.  Drop a couple lumps of fresh coal on the glowing coals every 30-45 minutes to keep the heat going.  Yes, a thermometer on your grill and in your food is ideal, but you can still work without it.  After a couple runs you should be a seasoned pro.

So how much lighter fluid should I soak my coals in?
Let’s try none.  Chimney starters are a beautiful way to get your fire going.  They’re those steel cylinders you drop charcoal into and crumpled newspapers underneath.  I’m not a fan of newspaper because it creates a huge amount of ash and doesn’t really stay lit.  Instead, I use paper towels drizzled with a little cooking oil.  Just fill up your chimney with your preferred coal, tuck your dressed paper towels underneath, place the whole thing on top of your grill and give the paper a light.  Your coals should be ready for cooking in 40 minutes or so.

Always wait for the fire to die before dropping hot coals into your rig.  Cooking over flaming coals will destroy your food (a.k.a. burn your dinner).  You want gray coals that you can hold your hand over for at least 3-4 seconds.  Don’t forget to let the fire melt the gunk on your grates and to bust out the brush before dropping new food.  That old hot dog grease is not sexy…trust me.

In the words of Pauley Shore, “Hot on the outside, icesicle in the middle”.
Don’t let Pauley Shore down.  Just like in your home kitchen, temper meats before committing them to heat.  A super cold piece of meat will brown beautifully, but by the time the outside is done, you’ve got some serious rawness to deal with inside.  Our goal is to get the color on the outside to meet up with a juicy cooked interior at about the same time.  So feel free to pull your larger meats out of the cooler an hour or more before cooking.  But never leave any perishable foods out longer than 4 hours.

And now, a recipe to test your new found grilling skills…

Garlic & Herb Marinated Chicken

8 Chicken Thighs (Bone in, Skin on)
1 Bunch Sage
1 Bunch Parsley
4 Garlic Cloves
Olive Oil
1 TB Honey
Salt
Pepper

Clean and chop all of your herbs until you can’t chop no more.  Make a garlic paste by chopping your garlic, sprinkling it with salt, and then smashing it with the flat side of your blade until smooth.  Mix all of these together with honey and enough olive oil to form a thin paste.  This can all be accomplished in a food processor for those in the know.

Next, season both sides of your chicken with salt and pepper.  I can’t tell you how much cuz all chickens come in different shapes and sizes.  You’ll have to rely on your culinary expertise for this step.

Put your chicken in a zip-top bag and add the marinade.  Smoosh the bag around to distribute the goodness.  Yeah, I said smoosh.  Then squeeze as much air out as possible, seal the bag, place in a bowl or tray, and let sit in your fridge overnight.

The moment of truth!  While the coals are being lit, be sure to pull your chicken out of the fridge to come to room temp.  Light up that grill and create a hot zone on one side and a medium low zone on the other.  When you can stand the heat for more than 3 or 4 seconds with your hand an inch over the grill, it’s time to cook.

Lay your thighs skin side down over the hot side of the grill.  After that, just walk away.  Well, stick around.  Just don’t poke at the food.  Once the skin has a nice brown hue to it, flip the thighs.  Continue until brown then move the thighs to the lower heat zone to finish cooking.  You want an internal temp of 160 F before removing from the heat.  Pull your chicken off and cover with aluminum foil to finish cooking.  Let stand 10-15 minutes before digging in.  Serve with rice, veggies, chopped up in a wrap, or just straight up.  Yeah, it’s that good.

Happy Grilling!

-Belly of the Beast